Thursday, November 25, 2010

2057: The City

Again, I watched a TV show due to holiday-week time constraints. (Oh, by the way, happy Thanksgiving, everyone!) The stats:

Time watched: 48 minutes
Time walked: 48 minutes
Calories burned: 138
Distance: ?? (The display read 78.11, which can't be miles or m or km, so I dunno. My best estimate is about 1.3 or 1.4 miles, based on the limited sample from before at the same speed.)

2057 is a TV miniseries from three years ago, set 50 years into the future. It weaves reality and science into a fictional story. I watched the second of three episodes, which appears on a Discovery Channel DVD set of shows about robots. Before we start, I should just mention how much I love robots. I love robots so much that when I was writing a music blog, singing robots were a recurring theme.

I was expecting a little more robot content in this show, and a lot less of the story, which was the weakest part of the show. I understand that I may not be the target demographic for this show, but the fictional parts were as hackneyed as they were, well, boring. (You'll see on that Wikipedia link that the first episode, which I haven't watched, shows a guy in a hospital because his Roomba defenestrates him!) As far as robots go, we get to watch Asimo put through its paces and start to learn decision-making skills.

(A quick side detour, if I may: I care about robots at least partially because of my extensive love for animatronic entertainment. When I visited Disneyland the summer after this show first aired, I had the opportunity to see Asimo in action, but my friends and I wanted to spend more time shooting laser guns at evil robots instead. It should also be pointed out that the Asimo display area was shortly thereafter converted into a sequel to Disney's 60's masterpiece The Monsanto House of the Future -- which leads nicely into the next paragraph...)

The show also spent a lot of time telling us how in 50 years computers will operate every single facet of our home, remembering what temperature we like to wash our hands at, and ordering groceries for us. And it discussed the role government video surveillance cameras will play in 2057, while not quite mentioning just how prominent all the cameras already are in the UK.


The special also deals with driverless cars, which I have virtually no opinion of, except that Walt Disney promised me that as far back as 1964 in the aftershow of The Carousel of Progress (building later converted into, you guessed it, the Disneyland Innoventions pavilion, home of the Asimo display and the new Innoventions Dream Home). I'm starting to think cars will fly before they drive themselves.

(And just to prove I think of everything in terms of theme park attractions, the show tells us that computers can't quite display holographs perfectly yet, and so they use a technology called Fogscreen, which I first encountered in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.)

The show is hosted by Michio Kaku, who seems enthusiastic and knowledgeable about the topic. Finally, let's talk about the story. A young boy in 2057, whose mother is a police officer and grandfather a convicted hacker, borrows his grampa's old computer to broadcast his own personal holographic friend (an orange shark) into the city's ads. Since the computer is storing a long-dormant virus from decades ago, which the city's mainframe isn't protected against, the whole city starts to shut down and a massive manhunt is launched for grampa. As the mom tries to stall the other police (for which she is utterly forgiven -- as are Gramps and Sharkboy at the end of the show), the kid and old man must race through the city's archives to find an old antivirus program, or something. The money for this segment clearly went to the impressive special effects, not to rewriting the script.

So, my verdict is this: if you have only 45 minutes and want to learn about things scientists were predicting three years ago, this is the show to see. Don't watch it expecting a lot of robots. I hope the other three shows on this disc will feature more robots, as the title promises.

There are two buylinks below. The first is to the robot collection I've got, the second to the entire three-episode run of this show.


Monday, November 22, 2010

The Office #601: Gossip

I decided, due to a packed work schedule this week, to start out easy. So I only logged 22 minutes today. Stats:

Time watched: 22 minutes
Time walked: 22 minutes
Calories burned: 71
Distance: .68 miles

As with so many of the things I'll be writing about here, I've seen this episode before. Here's the mail I sent out to my Office-watching peeps that day (names have been changed to protect anonymity):

CAUTION: SPOILERS ABOUND

First, the opening is right on the cusp of being funny. It's a nice idea that Michael/Dwight/Andy are five years behind, but the actual doing of it isn't that great. I paused the show to start writing this mail, but unless that refrigerator box was full of styrofoam peanuts I wanna see Andy in a cast of some kind.

Um, I shouldn't care about the intern relationship, should I? I mean, Pam just told me it's their last week, so I won't even bother remembering their names.

Since when can Michael's side window open like that?!? He's never done that before. Like you said, [SKR], it's kind of a sitcom now.

I'm not sure if I like Erin's new hair -- she was so cute in a totally real way before. Now she looks just like every other woman on TV.

Dunder Mifflin hasn't bothered to update its minimum wage poster since they got a new one way back in 1996 or '97. (Behind Andy as he makes tea. Also, he's using his star mug he got at Kelly's party last year.)

The Andy/Oscar scene feels a little like a deleted scene from last season (Business Trip) where Andy asks if he's ugly, and Oscar tells him he's a little odd but has kind eyes, like Elijah Wood. Then Andy, in an attempt at reciprocation, describes a scenario in which he would do Oscar. I did mention I'd be including spoilers here, right?

Stanley killing Michael's car: why. Not even a question, not even a Toby level of resigned question. Just: why.

I did laugh at the interns' talking head at the end, and Jim taping up the sonogram is pretty sweet. [CTB], you're right -- a baby is not the end-all-be-all of love, but it makes some people insanely happy. I'm glad that Jim and Pam are happy, but I'd like to see some problems too; that's how this show works. (If your theory about Pam's mom holds up, that should be fun.)

Okay, we're back to today now. For some reason, I didn't mention how much I liked Andy's plot in this episode -- it's a totally Bernard reaction in that situation. I also like that the writers, formulaic as they can be, didn't drag out the pregnancy reveal. Finally, the best part of the opening is that Michael/Dwight/Andy think the point of parkour is shouting "parkour!" every time they move. That's funny!

I've only seen the first 4 episodes of this season, so I have more or less no idea how this season goes -- I'm watching it with fresh eyes. I pretty much stopped watching live TV in October last year, so I still have to catch up on every show I care about.

There are two buy links below: one for the episode, one for the DVD box.

What's this all about, then?

Hi there, folks. I have several simultaneous problems. First, I have a DVD-buying addiction. I'm not a rich man, and I work 40 hours a week, but I've accumulated a LOT of DVDs I've never watched. See that number up there at the top of this page? That's almost 9 1/2 DAYS' worth of DVDs.

Second, I'm overweight. By my (admittedly amateur and poorly-researched) calculations, I'm about 50 pounds over my ideal weight. This qualifies me as "obese," and the excess poundage makes me feel both older and warmer than I actually am. The hot-naturedness is the more immediate problem, as I live in the state of Georgia.

So, I borrowed my friend's treadmill and over the next year I hope to rid myself of both the pounds and the video backlog.

Here are the rules I'm hoping to follow: I want to average at least an hour a day on the treadmill, and my math indicates at least 40 credited minutes a day. (The time total only counts main features on DVDs, but I'm going to watch about every special feature on every DVD too.) I'm not allowed to buy myself any more DVDs until the backlog is completely gone, not even at tremendous bargain prices.

I probably won't post every day, but this is the world's first combination movie-review-and-weight-loss-blog. Every time I complete a DVD, I'll post my statistics for that disc's worth of watching/walking. Let's see how long I can keep this up.